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Dear Ladies et all others !  You must feel good reading this! J   

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. 
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
The husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws''

WOMEN'S REVENGE...
'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. 
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?'  I asked. 
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN.. (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your thigh, rip the hair out by the root, 
and still be afraid of a cockroach!

W O R D S..
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' 

CREATION..
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !!! 

WHO DOES WHAT..

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and 
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' 
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'
(Forward from Radha Suresh)

Food / fodder for thought !

Bullock carts are to be taken off the roads- says a news item.

 Does this mean there will be a ban on the carts using the iron rim or there will be a general ban on bullocks to be used as draw animals.   Such a move may result in 1. more beef eaters, 2. more stray cattle on the roads, 3. less cows and less milk production.  Which will be the most dominant?

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