Saturday, September 17, 2011

Just for laughs (and nothing else!)

In Honor of Stupid People . . ... 
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. 
On  Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late,  huh!) 
On  Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning:  contains nuts." (talk about a news  flash) 
On  Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do  not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this  medication." (We could do a lot to  reduce the rate of construction accidents if  we could just get those 5  year-olds with head-colds off those  bulldozers.) 
On  Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you  thought????...) 

On  a Pifco hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
        (That's the only time I have to work on my  hair.) 

On  a bag of Doritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter  special?)


On  a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions:  Use like regular soap." (and that would  be???....)

On  some Swanson frozen dinners -- 
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,  it's just a  suggestion.) 

On  packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save  me time?)
On  Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning:  May cause drowsiness." (..I'm taking this  because???.....) 
On  most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to  what?) 
On  a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out  there, help me on this. I'm a bit  curious.) 
On  an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say  what?) 

On  a child's Superman costume -- 
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the  company. I blame the parents for this  one.) 
On  a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or  genitals." (Oh my God..was there a  lot of this happening somewhere?) 

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe  even chuckle)...


****Blessed are the cracked:
for it is they who let in the light*****




 With Regards
Life is Enthusiasm, Life is Joy, Life is Love.

Have a nice day
Wg Cdr K Rajagopal.