I LOVE MONEY Workshop

            

July 7 at 8:00am until July 8 at 8:00pm

    

I LOVE MONEY Workshop by Shri Suresh Padmanabhan - an International Speaker and author of "I Love Money" now in 12 languages Running packed houses for more than 14 years across the world.

          

To join the workshop please fill http://tinyurl.com/7x9kawg

           

or Ct Paddy 9841438486

            

More on the workshop:

            

WHAT IS THIS WORKSHOP ABOUT

              

Money Workshop is an intensive workshop on the art and science of Money and Wealth Management. It is an original workshop and has been around for the last 14 years. In Money Workshop you will discover the secrets of Money from the ancient times till now. It is like the blue print of Money being unveiled in front of you. Every gadget has a Manual which helps us with Do's and Don’ts. Sadly we do not have the Money Manual, hence we apply our own rules which life and experience has taught us.

     

DISCOVER THE DEEPEST SECRETS OF MONEY, 

WEALTH CREATION AND ABUNDANCE..

     

In this Experiential workshop you will discover...

         

* How to Get Rich & Stay Wealthy. 

          

* Creating Multiple Income Streams for a lifetime.

            

* Attract Money without the usual stress and tension.

             

* How to Invest Smartly. 

            

* Proven Techniques to cut-off wasteful expenses instantly.

             

* Amazing Techniques to have Powerful Savings growing day by day. 

             

* Powerful Ways to Come out of Debt and remain Debt Free in your entire life.

            

* Negotiate Powerfully in your profession or business.

          

* Destroy hard work forever. 

           

* Increase your Income to what you deserve.

            

* Develop self confidence to handle any money situation with ease.

          

* Discover Mystical and Ancient Secrets of Money Meditations, Money Mudras, Money Symbols.

           

* Discover powerful techniques where you can attract perfect customers, job or opportunity.

            

* Develop a deep inner stability with Money.

             

* Develop happy- happy relationships with Money.

           

* Remove Emotional turmoil’s and mind swings of Money issues.

              

* Recover your Stuck Money, Land and Overcome debt issues.

          

* Develop Inner Confidence to take Money Decisions in your favor.

            

* Understand the Influence of Fate, Destiny, Karma with respect to Money.

             

* Going beyond Money to unlock the fountain of bliss, personal and spiritual powers within you.

             

* Lots of mystical techniques as per the group consciousness.

          

Money Workshop happens mostly by word of mouth. So if someone referred you, they did for your own welfare. Understand the hidden message of the Divine. Money Workshop always appears at the most appropriate time in your life. Pray that money comes easy and you have enough time to attend with happiness and joy. Welcome with your family, friends and loved ones. If you are meant to be a part of the wonderful gathering of beautiful people then the way will be made clear.

             

WORKSHOP LEADER

       

Workshop will be lead by Shri Suresh Padmanabhan an International Speaker,Trainer and Author who has trained more than 40,000 participants till date since 1998.Suresh Padmanabhan is also the creator of amazing workshops like Sankalpa Siddhi, Ancient Secrets of Complete Well-Being, and Veda of Life. His book I Love Money has been translated into 12 Indian and foreign languages and is an international best seller. He has toured widely all over the world conducting Money Workshops for the last 14 years.

             

His talks have been telecasted worldwide through various TV channels. He has spoken to more than a million people worldwide and also to various corporate on varied topics connected with self-growth, money, wealth creation, spirituality, and stock markets. He is a columnist with leading magazines.

                 

All his workshops and books are in-depth and of full intensity for applying on a day-to-day basis. He loves the wisdom of Ancient India—the rich lineage of Rishi’s, Guru’s, and Masters; feels the completeness in their teachings; and believes that India has timeless wisdom to share to the world. All his works will reflect this philosophy.

                

He loves travelling, connecting with wonderful people, and writing. He is proud to be an Indian and wants the world to recognize the rich heritage of India. His aim is to have impact on millions of people worldwide and raise their level of consciousness in all areas, especially pertaining to Money, Life, and Spirituality. 

               

To join Call - Paddy 9841438486

                  

( Special Early Bird offers till June 30th or till seats last)

                    

NOTE: We offer you a 100% Money Back Guarantee for the Workshop

                  

P.S. Money Workshop will be one of the most powerful workshops you will ever attend. In a rare circumstance,that you do not like it after attending both the days and are sincere about it, take your entire fees back, no questions asked.

          

Wise cracks for you!

                 

"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... "

Sir Norman Wisdom

         

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. "

Edgar Watson Howe

            

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! "   Doug Larson

   

"A harmful truth is always better then.. a useful lie! "   Eric Bolton

     

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. "     Erno Philips

              

"I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. "     Robert Paul

            

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. "  Phyllis Diller

                 

"Laughter is the closest distance between two people. "     Victor Borge

                   

"Start every day with a smile and get it over with. "   W.C. Fields

   

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. "    Will Rogers

                          

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. "

Mickey Rooney

             

"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children.  

Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. "  Tim Allen

             

"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. "   Woody Allen

                

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. "  Erica Jong

           

"Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. "  Elbert Hubbard

                  

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. "   Wendell Johnson

              

"In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. "  Joey Adams

            

"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. "  Henry Youngman

       

"Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ? "   Benny Hill  

        

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இனிய அங்கத்தினர்களே, நண்பர்களே, நலன்விரும்பிகளே!

"எங்கள் குடும்பம் ரொம்ப பெரிசு

புள்ள குட்டிகளும் பத்து தினுசு

அவை அத்தனையும் புத்தம் புதிசு

நல்ல முத்து போல் வெள்ளை மனசு" 

இந்த பாட்டுதான் எங்க அமைப்புக்கு பொருத்தமான பட்டு -

ஏதோ எங்களுக்காகவே எழுதிய பாட்டு போலவே இருக்கும் 

அப்படி ஒரு அருமையான - எல்லாவிதத்திலும் மிக உயர்ந்த,

பண்பான, இனிமையான, பரந்த உள்ளம் படைத்தவர்கள்  -

இரண்டாயிரம் அங்கத்தினர்கள் ஒன்றாக கூடும் கூட்டம்!

வரும் ஜூலை 22- ஆம் நாள் - ஞாயிறு - மாலை சரியாக நான்கு மணிக்கு

சென்னை - தேனாம்பேட்டை - காமராஜ் அரங்கத்தில் (A/c)

எங்களது இருபத்தி ஒன்பதாம் ஆண்டு விழா  -

தமிழ்நாட்டின் மிகச்சிறந்த முன்னணி பேச்சாளர்கள் ஐந்து பேர்கள் 

கலந்துகொண்டு ஒரு நகைச்சுவை விருந்து அளிக்கபோகிறார்கள்!

நல்ல பூ வேலைப்பாடுகள் நிறைந்த - இன்முகம் காட்டும் வரவேற்பு ஏற்பாடுகள்! 

இனிய நாதஸ்வரம்! - மங்கையர்களுக்கான அழகான வளையல்கள்!

மனம்நிறைந்த மல்லிகைபூக்கள்! - உள்ளே வரும் ஒவ்வொருவருக்கும்

கை நிறைய பரிசுப்பொருள்கள் நிறைந்த அழகான அன்பளிப்பு பை ஒன்று! 

மிக நேர்த்தியான வேலைப்பாடு நிறைந்த வண்ணமிகு உள்ள்மேடை அலங்காரம்! 

படித்தவர்களும் - பன்பானவர்களும் - தமிழ்நாட்டின் மிகச்சிறந்த 

முன்னணி பேச்சாளர்களும் நிறைந்த பெருமைக்குரிய சபை! 

சரியான நேரத்தில் தொடங்கி - சரியான நேரத்தில் முடியும் விழா ஏற்பாடுகள்!  

நான்கு மணி நேரம் - உங்கள் கவலைகளை - சோகங்களை - மறந்து -

மனம் விட்டு சிரிக்கவைத்து - மகிழ்ச்சி அலைகளை மலையாக உங்களுக்கு 

அளிக்கவிருக்கும் ஒரு அருமையான  பொன் மாலைபொழுது!

உங்கள் குறிப்பேட்டில் - ஜூலை 22-ஆம் தேதி மாலை நான்கு மணி முதல் எட்டு மணி வரை

உங்கள் மன மகிழ்ச்சிக்கான நேரமாக - இன்றே குறித்து வையுங்கள்!

இந்த நிகழ்ச்சி பற்றி உங்கள் உறவினர்களுக்கும் - நண்பர்களுக்கும் எடுத்துசொல்லி 

இந்த விழாவில் கலந்துகொண்டு மகிழ சொல்லுங்கள் 

சந்தா விவரங்கள்: 

ஆண்டு சந்தா: ரூபாய் இருநூறு  - ஆயுள் சந்தா: ரூபாய் இரண்டாயிரம் மட்டுமே!

மேலும் விவரங்களுக்கு எங்கள் பொருளாளர் திரு கண்ணன் அவர்களை உடனே

தொடர்பு கொள்ளுங்கள்: செல் நம்பர்:  98415 32212   

அன்புடன் நன்றி!

ஆர். சேகரன்

செயலாளர்

சர்வதேச நகைச்சுவையாளர் சங்கம்

திருவல்லிக்கேணி கிளை

சென்னை 

The signs of Laugh are everywhere!

English Signs from Around the World 

In a Bangkok temple: 

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. 

Cocktail lounge, Norway: 

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. 

Doctors office, Rome: 

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 

Dry cleaners, Bangkok: 

DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS. 

In a Nairobi restaurant: 

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. 

On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi: 

TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE. 

On a poster at Kencom: 

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP. 

In a City restaurant: 

OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS. 

In a cemetery: 

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES. 

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: 

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED. 

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: 

OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR. 

In a Tokyo bar: 

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS. 

Hotel, Yugoslavia: 

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID. 

Hotel, Japan: 

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID. 

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: 

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY. 

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: 

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. 

Hotel, Zurich: 

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE. 

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: 

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? 

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: 

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. 

A laundry in Rome: 

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME. 
In an Indonesian Hotel 
ALL THE WATERR IN THIS HOTEL HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY PASSED BY THE MANAGER. 


In an office: 


TOILET OUT OF ORDER ..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW 

In a Laundromat: 


AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT 

In a London department store: 

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS 

In an office: 

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN 

In an office: 

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD 

Outside a secondhand shop: 

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? 

Notice in health food shop window: 

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 

Spotted in a safari park: 

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR 

Seen during a conference: 

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
                                                    

C V Gowri Sankar Invites you ...

Dear Leylanders,

Wish you all a HAPPY AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.

I have great pleasure in inviting you with family for our annual vadaimali celebrations on 30th Jan 2012. (at Nanganallur Anjaneyar Temple)

I have got a list of 234 EX-Leylanders whom I am inviting every year and I make it a point to add some more to the list every year and I request you to inform me contact details about EX Leylanders. 

I use all 3 channels of communication, Email, telephone and SMS.

Of the 233, I have Emai ID only for 167. 

This year, due to some commitments, I am pressed for time.

Hence this advance Email. 

I request all of you to just reply for this so that I can be assured of communication to you..  

-- 

with regards,

C V Gowri Sankar
#20, 4th Street,
Thillai Ganga Nagar,
Chennai-600 061
Res: 22673022
Mobile: 9841622828

cvgsankar@gmail.com